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Posted 33 minutes ago // 131,281 notes
hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

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there was a very nice medic on blu that would hang around the corner and we would conga (tonga) and he was super cool but we moved our sentries and i found his body like a martyr and i felt so horrible i knew that he just wanted to hang out but he didnt know the sentries were moved so he died and i felt very bad , then saw him walking towards me but an evil demoman saw and killed me in front of him :’)

there was a very nice medic on blu that would hang around the corner and we would conga (tonga) and he was super cool but we moved our sentries and i found his body like a martyr and i felt so horrible i knew that he just wanted to hang out but he didnt know the sentries were moved so he died and i felt very bad , then saw him walking towards me but an evil demoman saw and killed me in front of him :’)

Posted 4 hours ago // 3 notes
tagged : #caps  #rip nice medic 
Demon Woman by Flight of the Conchords
Posted 4 hours ago // 1 note
tagged : #jams 

whERE U GOIN

IM GOIIIIN OUUUUUUUUUT

Posted 4 hours ago // 6 notes

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Posted 4 hours ago // 3,564 notes
phillip-banks:

here’s a fun activity for those rainy days or whatever
draw the shape of the head with your non-dominant 
then draw the details with your normal hand 

phillip-banks:

here’s a fun activity for those rainy days or whatever

draw the shape of the head with your non-dominant 

then draw the details with your normal hand 

Posted 4 hours ago // 383 notes

cybugs:

cinematic excellence 

durbikins:

ドレイク&ジョシュ

Posted 4 hours ago // 3,298 notes
tagged : #oooooooomg 

this big ass fly in my room best steer clear of me or its gonna be mush in a sec

Posted 4 hours ago // 0 notes

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Posted 4 hours ago // 13,636 notes

repeals:

*eating chips* okay this is the last one. *eats 10 more* I mean it this time, no more. *finishes bag*

Posted 4 hours ago // 5,342 notes
tagged : #about me 
Myers Briggs By Superpowers

readingontheroof:

INFJ: Visions of the future
ESTP: Superhuman strength
INTJ: Immortality
ESFP: Ability to freeze time
INFP: Literary manipulation
ESTJ: Power negation
INTP: Omniscience
ESFJ: Healing powers
ISFJ: Visions of the past
ENTP: Dimensional travel
ISTJ: Photographic memory
ENFP: Reality warping
ISFP: Shape shifting
ENTJ: Mind control
ISTP: Invulnerability
ENFJ: Empathic powers

Posted 4 hours ago // 24,969 notes
tagged : #invulnerability B) 

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Posted 5 hours ago // 4,357 notes